CODE The Beginning of All Beginnings. Romeo, a young man with ambition. Juliet, a young woman with extraordinary memory. Hamlet, a young man with a dream. Act I: Merciless Rants. Scene I: Anger. [Enter Romeo and Juliet] Romeo: You are the product of a codpiece and the square of a horrible sorry villainous pig. Thou art as slow as the difference between a pretty lovely sweet flower and thyself. Speak your mind. [Exit Romeo and Juliet] Scene II: Insults. [Enter Hamlet and Juliet] Juliet: You are a brave proud mighty prince. You are the sum of yourself and a distasteful pig. You are the sum of yourself and a coward. Hamlet: You disgusting oozing infected hound. You are the square of the difference between a lovely plum and yourself. Thou art the sum of myself and yourself. Speak your mind. Juliet: You are as cruel as the difference between a beautiful rich brave girl and a stupid pig! Speak your mind. [Exit Hamlet and Juliet]
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