Do people still say swag? What about calling things "dank"? I mean, with kids these days, who knows? Using the brand new lingOmeter (all rights reserved), you do! The lingOmeter (do not immerse in water) connects to twitter, giving you an active, on the go, up-to-date stats on the current usage of the terms swag and dank. With a an integrated battery and stylish, 3D printed case, the lingOmeter (do not feed after midnight) is perfect for the modern man or woman on the go!