doggos can mlem too!
Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, hide from vacuum cleaner pet my belly, you know you want to; seize the hand and shred it! sleep nap. Spend all night ensuring people don't sleep sleep all day run in circles, yet that box? i can fit in that box. Groom yourself 4 hours - checked, have your beauty sleep 18 hours - checked, be fabulous for the rest of the day - checked lick the other cats. Peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth. Scamper lounge in doorway but meowing non stop for food scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me and soft kitty warm kitty little ball of furr. Meowing chowing and wowing. Purr while eating while happily ignoring when being called fall asleep on the washing machine curl into a furry donut trip on catnip.
What it does
Meow to be let out pose purrfectly to show my beauty. Cough furball into food bowl then scratch owner for a new one make muffins, or litter kitter kitty litty little kitten big roar roar feed me meow to be let in kitty ipsum dolor sit amet, shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff the door is opening! how exciting oh, it's you, meh. Cough cat cat moo moo lick ears lick paws and meow to be let in. Hide from vacuum cleaner meow human give me attention meow crash against wall but walk away like nothing happened, demand to be let outside at once, and expect owner to wait for me as i think about it. Scamper man running from cops stops to pet cats, goes to jail.
What's next for MlemIO
Pet me pet me don't pet me jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed plop down in the middle where everybody walks refuse to drink water except out of someone's glass but i love cuddles for eat and than sleep on your face so ears back wide eyed. Leave fur on owners clothes roll on the floor purring your whiskers off sit in window and stare oooh, a bird, yum favor packaging over toy but sniff catnip and act crazy for kick up litter. Meowwww proudly present butt to human nap all day eat a plant, kill a hand but kitty poochy furrier and even more furrier hairball. Kitty poochy has closed eyes but still sees you so fooled again thinking the dog likes me scratch the postman wake up lick paw wake up owner meow meow. Leave hair everywhere meow meow, i tell my human and paw at your fat belly fall asleep on the washing machine push your water glass on the floor but claw at curtains stretch and yawn nibble on tuna ignore human bite human hand or kitten is playing with dead mouse. Sniff all the things. Jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed. Gate keepers of hell sit and stare or if it fits, i sits or lie in the sink all day scream for no reason at 4 am cat slap dog in face. Unwrap toilet paper your pillow is now my pet bed or lie in the sink all day. Thanks Cat Ipsum!