I have no photographs or expertise. I simply would enjoy seeing this nonsense stopped. So I submit an idea. I hope it can be implemented. I sure could use the prize money also.
Everytime these callers dial your number the phone line should be able to recognize the signal in such a way as a roto dial caller. We have caller ID now, so it should be feasible.
The minute it rings a voice should answer, say to the "caller" to please hold, state if they want the lady of the house or the man of the house. If they stay on long enough to answer and say the lady, connect them to a recording of Shirley Temple singing "The Good Ship Lollipop" and of course make it a loop in case they actually wait.
If they state the man of the house, immediately connect them to a recording of Ralph Kramden bellowing over and over "One of these days to the moon, Alice!" and just let that loop.
Get rid of these morons and losers. Also feel free to award me the 50 grand and fly me up to DC. I miss that area and would also enjoy meeting President Obama. Peace.
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