This project transparently combines aesthetic and functional programming languages to analyze and log vital signs that are stored in a MySQL database. The front page offers a visually pleasing and informative description of what our start-up company is accomplishing while the back end provides the framework for future extensions and integration with the hardware. With this project we are currently able to generate graphs and summarize collected data with alerts that go off when data becomes irregular (ie. early heart attack prediction). After MHacks, this project will be configured to accept live data feeds, make pattern analysis, and work on a scale-able level.