Death Clock

Here is the Death Clock in action

Have you ever wanted a vague estimate to when you might possibly die? So did we... That's why we created the Death Clock! After many minutes of deliberation, the idea was formed and programming had begun. This is the fruit of our labor. Now you are able to know when you may die based off of three numbers. This will revolutionize how I spend my downtime because now I know how long I have left. So far, we haven't been able to verify the accuracy of the program, but it's probably mostly accurate. 70% of the time, it works every time and that's facts right there.

"Pretty frickin' sweet, brah" ~(satisfied user)

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