We had no ideas so we were scraping the bottom of the barrel. Digging so relentlessly, we went through the barrel and into the diatomaceous earth below. This idea was founded next to the mealworms and pillbugs.

What it does

It replaces the new tab page with a slow-performing and unintuitive to use to dashboard that uses JavaScript alerts to display desired data (like wtf?).

How we built it

Blood, Sweat, Tears, ATP energy (Krebs cycle), feelings of regret.

Challenges we ran into

JavaScript callbacks are similar to expecting an ex to call you back afterwards but since the callbacks are asynchronous, the function has already returned long before the callback is able to finish.

Accomplishments that we're proud of

We made it through the night without a single drop of alcohol, minimal hallucinogens, and only 3 microdoses of schedule I controlled drugs and substances.

What we learned

Our good friend Dimitar came up with a much sicker extension that drew freaking fractals in your tabs in like an hour before the projects were due. If we had more time, we totes shud hav gone wit dat.

What's next for Content Access Dashbaord Chrome Extension NWHacks2017~

Polite but assertive abandonment.

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