Carbon Thief

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  Carbon dioxide (not fine)

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  Biomass fuel (fine)

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  The difference between fine and not fine

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  Average one of my ideas

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  Average climate change-related idea

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  Average person when reading a 500-page thesis

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  Cellulose combustion reaction - photographed!

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  Carbon blocks (kind of fine)

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  Everybody donate to TeamTrees

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  Thanos snapped with the Time Stone

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  I need all the oil in the world

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  Don't go in the nuclear waste storage plant, kids

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  Renewable energy (definitely fine)

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  Hack4Earth (the best thing ever)

I've always wondered why we have to make things so complicated. Why can't we try a simple solution for once - something a five-year-old would understand? Just because you don't need a PhD to understand doesn't mean it's a bad idea, after all.

Forget the 'carbon footprint' and the 'greenhouse effect', and don't even talk to me about those annoying 'hydrofluorocarbons'. I'm explaining a solution to climate change that anybody can understand.

Requirements: 0 PhDs, 0 years of work in the climate field, and a minimum of 1 brain.

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