Our Founding Legand Aviato was founded in 2010 by our CEO Erlich Bachman. Legend is, Bachman was traveling from San Francisco to New York City on a secret government mission, when he was seated next to an annoying, ugly, repulsive woman. For all 5 hours, he was forced to look at this hideous woman, listening to her talk on and on about her ex-boyfriends, her mischievous sister, her newborn nephew... It was almost unbearable! Had Mr. Bachman not been stoned out of his mind, he may have not even survived! After the longest 5 hours of his life, Mr. Bachman thought to himself "gosh that was terrible, I really should have gotten paid for that". And suddenly, a thought occurred to him. "Hey, I COULD have gotten paid for that"! When Mr. Bachman returned home from his top secret government mission, he got out his laptop and started coding... And coding... And he coded some more. 62 hours later, Aviato had come into existence. Our Mission Aviato strives to be a moral company of the highest fold. We work hard 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year, to make sure that lonly people have someone to sit next to on planes, and that awesome attractive people get compensated for having to sit next to these hideous lonly loosers. As long as people still need us, we promise to do our upmost to make the world a better place. FAQs

  1. Aviato seems like such a wonderful product. How do I get started using it. Simple. Just go to www.aviato.io, select whether you're desperate or attractive, and get started!
  2. What if I don't know whether or not I'm desperate or attractive? Please select desperate. Thank you.
  3. If I'm a desperate person, how much bribe money should I give the attractive person? Well, it really depends on how ugly, terrible, and desperate you are. If you're just a little ugly, then maybe you only have a give a little bit of money. But if you're like, holy shit can't stand the face ugly, and on top of that you have a repulsive personality, then well, you better pay up. Our Team

License Agreement All Aviato Software is protected under the MIT++ License Agreement. See full text below: The MIT++ License Permission is hereby granted, free of charge, to any person obtaining a copy of this software and associated documentation files (the "Software"), to deal in the Software without restriction, including without limitation the rights to use, copy, modify, merge, publish, distribute, sublicense, and/or sell copies of the Software, and to permit persons to whom the Software is furnished to do so, subject to the following conditions: The above copyright notice and this permission notice shall be included in all copies or substantial portions of the Software. THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS", WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND NONINFRINGEMENT. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE AUTHORS OR COPYRIGHT HOLDERS BE LIABLE FOR ANY CLAIM, DAMAGES OR OTHER LIABILITY, WHETHER IN AN ACTION OF CONTRACT, TORT OR OTHERWISE, ARISING FROM, OUT OF OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE SOFTWARE OR THE USE OR OTHER DEALINGS IN THE SOFTWARE. THAT'S RIGHT. IF YOU USE THE SOFTWARE, THEN YOU DO SO AT YOUR OWN RISK. IF THIS PROGRAM ACCIDENTALLY SCREWS UP AND DESTROYS DATA ON YOUR PC, ELECTROCUTES YOU,MAKES YOUR MONITOR EXPLODE IN YOUR FACE, SET'S YOUR HOUSE ON FIRE, KILLS YOU, CAUSES EVERYONE ON THE PLANET(AND BEYOND) TO TRY TO KILL YOU, HACKS INTO A NEARBY NUCLEAR MISSILE AND TARGETS YOUR HOUSE, CHANGES YOUR BANK BALANCE TO $0, GETS YOU BANNED FROM ONLINE GAMES, ADDS YOUR NAME TO A HITMAN'S LIST, SUCKS YOU INTO THE COMPUTER AND PLAYS PONG WITH YOU(WITH YOU AS BALL), CAUSES SECRET AGENCIES TO COME AFTER YOU, MAKES YOU BELIEVE YOU GOT MAGGOTS CRAWLING UNDER YOUR SKIN, TURNS YOUR ROOM INTO A GATE TO HELL, BECOMES SENTIENT AND STARTS KILLING EVERYONE ON THIS PLANET OR DOES ANYTHING ELSE YOU DON'T WANT IT TO DO, YOU CAN'T SUE US!

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